First off: Not that I get much traffic to begin with, but sorry it’s been forever since I’ve written anything not school related.
Second, but more importantly: Ages ago, like a moth or so, at a party at my own house I was presented with this notion: “Dude butts don’t mater.” Excuse me, but as a female who considers herself an agent of her own libidinal desires, how dare someone tell me what I am or am not into? I know this is sounding really self righteous right now, but bear with me. Dude butts matter. That matter a lot, and not just to me. Lady butts are not the only asses that can be admired. Women do not hold down the cornerstone of hot ass. There is nothing quite as exciting for a small town gaggle of girls as a dude with a nice caboose. Seriously. Maybe a free pack of whatevers, but that’s not universal. Boys, flattery won’t get you far, but a firm tuchus will get you places.